What do dads love to eat after dinner?
Pop-corn.
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
What do you give a sick lemon?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
Why do elephants have trunks?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
Where do polar bears store their money?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?