What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
A Tofurkey dinner.
What do you call a peanut in space?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
What do you call a famous turtle?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
How do you talk to a giant?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
Which office space loves to cut corners?