What does Santa order at the bar?
A gin-gerbread and tonic.
What do you call a happy Lassie?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
Where do actors go to pray?
How do snowmen get information?
What do insects learn at school?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?