Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
His mom said he'd have to break the bank if he wanted to buy a sports car.
What do you call the dog magician?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
How do you talk to a giant?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?