What stories are told by basketball players?
Tall stories.
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
Where do cats go on vacation?
What do you call an insincere horse?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
Which insect is the smartest?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?