What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
They get fili-busted.
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
Why do moms make good vintners?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Why was the math book sad?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
What do you call the dog magician?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
Why are cars magic?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
Why do two skunks argue?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
What's the scariest letter?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?