Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
The Crossing Gourd.
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Which animal will never go bald?