Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Because she broke the record.
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What do you call an arctic cow?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What animals make the best students?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What stories are told by basketball players?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What animal should you never play poker with?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?