Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
The don-key.
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What did the rug say to the floor?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
How do you make a bear really angry?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?