What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
Grand-paw.
Why is a doctor always calm?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
What do you say to a really good barista?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
What do you call an animal pop star?
Why did the airplane get grounded?