What did the hostess name her daughter?
Little Debbie®.
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
Why did the frog starve?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Why are all priests fit?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What type of birds stay together forever?
Where does food go to take a nap?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
I like telling Dad jokes.
Which animal is the most religious?