Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
He was trying to power it with flower power.
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
Why was the broom late for school?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?