How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
Snowcaps.
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?