What goes up when spring rain comes down?
An umbrella.
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
How do fall and winter say hello?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What kind of music do planets like?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
Why do dogs run in circles?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
Why do trees hate going to school?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?