Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
She stole his heart.
What's the most determined bird?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?