What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
A collared shirt.
When do mice play every day?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
Where do hands go on vacation?
What kind of music do planets like?
What sound does a witch's car make?
How do you drive a man crazy?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Which former US President was always cold?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What condiment has wings?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What does a lion call an antelope?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?