What type of bat doesn't fly?
A baseball bat.
How are mountains able to see?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
Which president loved to take baths?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
What did the airline worker name her child?