What did the rug say to the floor?
I've got you covered.
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Where do chips wear socks?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
What animal floats best?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
Why did the chicken cross the net?