Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
W-H-O.
It's allergy season again?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
Which president loved to take baths?
What condiment has wings?
What do you eat on July 5th?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
Which family member is always relieved?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Why is a computer so smart?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?