When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
When it's full!
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
How do eggs end a TV show?
We had a discussion about roses.
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?