What is an elk's favorite dessert?
Mousse.
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
What is the color of the wind?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
What utensil does water use to eat?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
Where does the president keep his razor?
How does one gelatin greet another?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
How does a penguin build its house?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?