What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
A jelly bean!
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
Families are like fudge.
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
How do you care for a sick bird?