What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
A boat load of hugs!
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What's the world's weakest animal?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?