What animal has the worst mood swings?
A polar bear.
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?