Where do chips wear socks?
On their dori-toes.
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
We had a discussion about roses.
Where do kittens go to school?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?