Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
E, because it's always in bed.
What did one firefly say to the other?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
What did summer say to spring?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
Why do kids love theater classes?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What do little fish love to play with?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?