Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
They have to protect their bear skin.
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What games do ants play with elephants?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
Which big cat loves to drive?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
Where does laundry go to college?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?