What's a pastor's favorite city?
Providence.
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Do you have the best ceiling?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
How did the tree get lost?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
What do you call a silly hill?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
What animals make the best students?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?