How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
They put it on paws.
What do you eat on July 5th?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
What's a doll's favorite car?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
Why was the broom late for school?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
What did autumn say to summer?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?