Where do kittens go to school?
The Catskills!
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
Where do they produce Christian films?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
What animal knows kung fu?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
Where do surfers go to school?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?