How do elves travel around the North Pole?
By sleigh ride.
What are the smartest highways in the world?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
Why are boxers good comedians?
Why do trees try new things so often?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
Do dads always snore?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
How does the moon cut her hair?