What did the mouse want for its birthday?
A cheesecake!
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What do you give a sick pig?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
Why did the frog starve?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?