Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
Their games are always a blow-out.
Why did the cow go to outer space?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
Which office space loves to cut corners?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
Did you know that felines don't bite?