What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
A flee club.
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?