Why did the professor write on the window?
She wanted the lesson to be clear.
What do you call a peanut in space?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Why are boxers good comedians?