Where do pigs love to take naps?
In a ham-mock.
Why do golfers hate cake?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What do you call an artistic dog?
What do you call a Zen egg?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
What is the most faithful insect?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?