What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
Chicken!
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
What kind of water does an angel like?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
Surprise!!!!
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
Why do plants hate algebra?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What siblings are always sad?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?