What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
Nut-flix.
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What fish sings the best?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?