What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
A shaggy dog's tale.
What do they call pastors in Germany?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
Why was the musician arrested?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
Why did the echo get detention?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What do you call a short cow?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
How do frogs get to work?
Why are frogs always happy?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?