What do cats use to beat eggs?
Whiskers.
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
Why do librarians never make plans?
How do you make a bandstand?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
Why are maps such great therapists?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?