What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
About a ton.
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
Where do polar bears store their money?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
How does a penguin build its house?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What's a frog's favorite year?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
Where are average things manufactured?
Where was Noah born?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What's a bat's favorite game?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
Why was the cat so small?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.