Why are teddy bears never hungry?
They are always stuffed.
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
What's a forklift?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?