What's the saddest part of the week?
Monday mourning.
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What did the painter say to the wall?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
Why is the beach so confident?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?