What did the painter say to the wall?
One more crack and I'll plaster you.
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
What's a horse's favorite car?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What do you call bears with no ears?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What is the most faithful insect?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?