What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
A wanna-bee.
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
Who are Frosty's parents?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What sound does a witch's car make?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?