Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
In the dog house.
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
Where do stars go to college?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
Why does the orange always lose in races?