What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
A Shiba Emu.
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
Why did the barber win the race?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
What did the icy road say to the truck?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
Why is furniture so generous?