Why did the computer run out of money?
Someone cleaned out its cache.
What do you do when two snails fight?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What makes music in your hair?
What do you call a smelly horse?
It's allergy season again?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?