What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
That barn door!
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?