What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
A croaker spaniel.
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
How did the tree feel in spring?
How does a penguin build its house?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What is another term for the price of gas?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
What do cows say on NYE?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What's the most expensive plate in church?